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#!/usr/bin/perl
# (C) 2006 by Paul C. Buetow
goto library for study $math;
BEGIN { s/earching/ books/
and read $them, $at, $the } library:
our $topics, cos and tan,
require strict; import { of, tied $patience };
do { int'egrate'; sub trade; };
do { exp'onentize' and abs'olutize' };
study and study and study and study;
foreach $topic ({of, math}) {
you, m/ay /go, to, limits }
do { not qw/erk / unless $success
and m/ove /o;$n and study };
do { int'egrate'; sub trade; };
do { exp'onentize' and abs'olutize' };
study and study and study and study;
grep /all/, exp'onents' and cos'inuses';
/seek results/ for @all, log'4rithms';
'you' =~ m/ay /go, not home
unless each %book ne#ars
$completion;
do { int'egrate'; sub trade; };
do { exp'onentize' and abs'olutize' };
#at
home: //ig,'nore', time and sleep $very =~ s/tr/on/g;
__END__
#!/usr/bin/perl
# (C) 2006 by Paul C. Buetow
Christmas:{time;#!!!
Children: do tell $wishes;
Santa: for $each (@children) {
BEGIN { read $each, $their, wishes and study them; use Memoize#ing
} use constant gift, 'wrapping';
package Gifts; pack $each, gift and bless $each and goto deliver
or do import if not local $available,!!! HO, HO, HO;
redo Santa, pipe $gifts, to_childs;
redo Santa and do return if last one, is, delivered;
deliver: gift and require diagnostics if our $gifts ,not break;
do{ use NEXT; time; tied $gifts} if broken and dump the, broken, ones;
The_children: sleep and wait for (each %gift) and try { to => untie $gifts };
redo Santa, pipe $gifts, to_childs;
redo Santa and do return if last one, is, delivered;
The_christmas_tree: formline s/ /childrens/, $gifts;
alarm and warn if not exists $Christmas{ tree}, @t, $ENV{HOME};
write <<EMail
to the parents to buy a new christmas tree!!!!111
and send the
EMail
;wait and redo deliver until defined local $tree;
redo Santa, pipe $gifts, to_childs;
redo Santa and do return if last one, is, delivered ;}
END {} our $mission and do sleep until next Christmas ;}
__END__
This is perl, v5.8.8 built for i386-freebsd-64int
#!/usr/bin/perl
# (C) 2007 by Paul C. Buetow
BEGIN{} goto mall for $shopping;
m/y/; mall: seek$s, cool products(), { to => $sell };
for $their (@business) { to:; earn:; a:; lot:; of:; money: }
do not goto home and exit mall if exists $new{product};
foreach $of (q(uality rich products)){} package products;
our $news; do tell cool products() and do{ sub#tract
cool{ $products and shift @the, @bad, @ones;
do bless [q(uality)], $products
and return not undef $stuff if not (local $available) }};
do { study and study and study for cool products() }
and do { seek $all, cool products(), { to => $buy } };
do { write $them, $down } and do { order: foreach (@case) { package s } };
goto home if not exists $more{money} or die q(uerying) ;for( @money){};
at:;home: do { END{} and:; rest:; a:; bit: exit $shopping }
and sleep until unpack$ing, cool products();
__END__
This is perl, v5.8.8 built for i386-freebsd-64int